Archive for September, 2004

Safer sex is sexy!

September 30th, 2004 at 1:55 am

Lookie – my newly acquired, super-pretty gloves! And some skin, for good measure. Thanks for all your comments and emails about condoms and safer sex stuff. It makes me happy when folks think and talk about such things. I bit my tongue really hard tonight. I’ll write all about how come in the morning, right […]

Condom connoisseurship

September 29th, 2004 at 10:36 am

This morning, I did an inventory of my safer sex materials, and I’ve got ample supplies of female condoms and dental dams, but I’m down to less than ten male condoms. Its nearly unfathomable that I’ve finally come to the end of my seemingly infinite supply of condoms, which for the last few years I’ve […]

Head to toe

September 28th, 2004 at 9:48 pm

I could stand to be in better shape, though I have taken up the habit of bike riding, and Dirck is teaching me how to box (look out!). These things make my muscles sore sometimes, but the exertion of sex makes me more sore than anything else. Its not as though I get sore from […]

The fruits of my porn reviewing labor

September 27th, 2004 at 2:21 pm

I’ve recently started writing porn reviews for the SexHerald, which is a pretty nifty, sex positive online publication about everyone’s favorite topic. Two of my reviews are up now, both on DVDs featuring women with ample mammaries. So, check ’em out: Double Decker Sandwich 3 Rack Em Up FYI, I’m using this post to shame […]

Fascist follow through

September 23rd, 2004 at 11:38 am

The fun never stops. This morning I got a follow up email from last night’s date from hell: Are all your most precious possessions lost? Did your roomate’s better stuff protect your own, robberman having only brought one pillowcase to fill? what’s the word? Was it all just a clever ploy to break it off […]

Date with a fascist

September 22nd, 2004 at 10:01 pm

I have never reported here on a date during which I did not get laid. There are three reasons for this : 1. that’s not a date, 2. that’s wretchedly boring and not good for storytelling, 3. it rarely happens (because I’m slutty). But! Today there is fuel for storytelling in my not getting laid. […]

Some plugs (but not butt plugs!)

September 22nd, 2004 at 5:42 pm

I don’t ordinarily do this (ok, I haven’t done it yet) but I wanted to plug two blogs I’m reading. The Educated Slut: This is the new blog of my esteemed colleague, Ms. Jane Vincent. She’s been writing about her adventures in sex on her livejournal for a while now, but I’ve lured her to […]

Predictable me

September 21st, 2004 at 2:11 pm

So, for the first time in a year, I have a schedule that I can predict week-to-week. Weird stuff. Monday/Tuesday: camp out at school. Talk smart in class. Read and take copious notes. Wear white cotton underwear that’s seen better days. Leave safer sex supplies at home (erase temptation). Carry Manhattan Portage bag for books […]

Understanding My Open Relationship 101

September 20th, 2004 at 1:28 pm

Believe it or not, I am insane enough to think that I may have spare time enough to date, in between school, jobs, friends, boyfriend and whoring. This might be, um insane? I think is the word. In a moment of perhaps ill judgment, I placed two CL ads yesterday in places I don’t usually […]

Handjob fans representin’

September 19th, 2004 at 4:32 pm

I am amused by and proud of the fact that about 40% of the hits that come my way via Google searches are from searches about handjobs. This is awesome, because as the Handjob Evangelist, I feel that people need a greater appreciation for handjobs. My all time top 5 reasons for loving handjobs: 1. […]