Handjob fans representin’

I am amused by and proud of the fact that about 40% of the hits that come my way via Google searches are from searches about handjobs.

This is awesome, because as the Handjob Evangelist, I feel that people need a greater appreciation for handjobs. My all time top 5 reasons for loving handjobs:

1. Its safer sex!
2. No jaw or tongue cramping as with oral sex.
3. Better visuals than oral sex: its easier to check out your partner’s expressions, plus you get to see their genitals in their entirety.
4. Freedom of mouth for things like kissing and talking dirty.
5. And from the receiving end – my partner’s hands can be utilized in my goal of having four hands: one left hand for spreading my cuntlips, another left hand for fucking myself with a dildo, one right hand for wielding my Hitachi and another right hand for stimulating my ass. Ultimately I’d like these arms to be grafted onto my body and fully functional, but until that becomes technologically possible I’ll have to settle for handjobs.

Oh, handjobs! You are my most treasured friend! Eat that up Google.