Archive for April, 2005

I’m not shy when I’m naked

April 29th, 2005 at 9:36 am

Through conversations with a variety of people, I’ve gleaned that its assumed that because I’m an exhibitionist with sex firmly entrenched in my life and mind, I’m also an extrovert. This is not so true, though I’ve gotten more adept at social interaction in the past few years. At heart, I’m a nerdy introvert. I […]


Blood and guts

April 28th, 2005 at 10:12 am

Sure, this sex stuff is pretty cool and all, but I’m beginning to think that my calling has more to do with the joys of blood, guts and gore after last night’s wrestling in fake blood at the Troma fundraiser. Sex and violence, bitches, that’s where it’s at. One of my favorite things about last […]


Wallflower

April 27th, 2005 at 11:44 am

Ok, so maybe combining a sex party with my first day out of Brooklyn in 10 days was not the best of ideas. I could have told myself that before going to Jefferson’s party last night, but I still wanted to go, for a two reasons: (A) I like being around naked people, especially if […]


Birthday sex

April 25th, 2005 at 12:01 pm

Today I turn 25. Today I won’t be celebrating with partnered sex – instead, I’ll be having lengthy and repeated solo sessions, topped off by a sushi dinner with two of my dearest (and former sex partners), Jane and James. In many ways, its been a sexually and emotionally disappointing spring, in which I’ve realized […]


Taking sides

April 22nd, 2005 at 3:55 pm

Ok, I’m back among the living. I ate something that I had to chew today, and announced proudly to Jane as I ate my (what else?) ham sandwich: “Look, I’m chewing!” Mouth full of course. I even had both the desire and the ability to masturbate – road to recovery, I tell ya. Now that […]


Bitch and moan

April 21st, 2005 at 6:11 pm

For fuck’s sake: I’ve just spent the last four days in bed (not in that hot way) with a strep throat and a fever. I also have an infected nipple piercing that won’t get better because the rest of my body is all fucked up. This has caused me to miss the final days of […]


Spread-leg rampage

April 14th, 2005 at 11:29 pm

On Tuesday, I arrived at Jefferson’s party in high spirits, ready to annihilate with fuckery and come six ways to Sunday. I said my hellos and then decided to rummage through the kitchen and ended up making myself some eggs. Todd had arrived with fixins for margaritas (yes, I’m drinking again, though in moderation) and […]


Birthday blood bath!

April 14th, 2005 at 5:30 pm

4.25.05Birthday Blood Bath at Tromapocalypse! Come help me celebrate my 25th birthday by watching me wrestle the ladies of CityKittie in fake blood, and not to mention – states of undress. On Wednesday, April 27th, come on out to Galapagos in Williamsburg to Tromapocalypse, a fundraiser for Troma Films’ Tromadance Film Festival. This is probably […]


Terrorism

April 13th, 2005 at 11:56 pm

Here in New York City, the specter of former mayor Rudy Giuliani is being raised. Today it was announced that a state appeals court has upheld city zoning laws used against adult businesses. This means that the 60-40 loophole, which meant that adult businesses could operate in residential neighborhoods as long as no more than […]


Questionable context

April 12th, 2005 at 1:47 pm

Last Friday night, I was lying in bed with Todd* drinking red wine, eating chocolate cake and watching porn – all things that are pretty rockin’ on their own but way more awesome when combined. It’s been a while since I’ve watched porn with someone else. When I first started to watch porn it was […]