Naughty twists and turns

Porno press releases usually make me want to shoot myself or teach remedial English to porn publicists. Mostly the former, it seems quicker and easier. But this weekend the best porn press release ever made its way into my inbox. Entitled “Creating Waves in Feminism one Anal Scene at a Time”, its about a fundraising effort for the new location of Femina Potens, an art gallery and community space in San Francisco. Behold one of the release’s most glorious paragraphs:

In a recent panel discussion and performance at San Francisco’s LGBT Center, panelist Madison Young posed the question: How many anal scenes does it take to run a feminist art space? The audience laughed at the question but Madison was quite serious. In fact the queen of bdsm porn is starting designs on her 3rd website, Anal4Art.com. Anal4Art will be the 3rd of the KinkNextDoor.com web sites joining the ranks of MadisonBound.com and Tied4Sex.com. Anal4Art.com will feature artists (musicians, poets,painters) getting fucked in the ass. The site will feature solo, girl girl, boy girl and group anal scenes and all the profits of this anal extravaganza will go to benefit Femina Potens arts organization and is due to go live October of 07.

Amazing. And totally $pread-interview worthy.

Also, my blogger pal Sinclair is running a little contest called “Be the Next Sugarbutch Star“. So, if you’ve always want to see your name in (red) lights but never actually wanted to fuck a blogger and have your true sex stories revealed on the Internet, this is your big chance. You’ve got one more day to submit a skeleton of a scenario, of which Sinclair will pick one and give it the royal writerly treatment.