My naughty adventures in print

While it’s true that I am overwhelmingly civilized here on Waking Vixen these days (blah blah social media, blah blah commentary on sexuality in society), I am often not so civilized off-blog. Some (specifically the man who has to put up with my filth and desires on a daily basis) might say I’m downright naughty.

This week, I am trotting out my naughtiness in Time Out New York’s annual Sex Issue. They were seeking New Yorkers to write about fantasies fulfilled, so I stepped up and volunteered to write a piece about something I’ve been wanting to do for a while, My First Double Penetration (that’s one dick in each hole, for the technical folks among us).

One of the funniest things about the editing process was when the editor wrote to me and said “we’re trying to make these fantasies seem attainable for the reader, and since finding that third willing party is the hardest part, we need to know how you got this person to participate.”

Well, I do have to say that there’s probably not a lot about my life that is attainable to the average person, but I’ll let you (dear readers) in on the secret to my wooing. It’s not especially romantic, and relies entirely on the fact that I have very slutty friends.

Heres’ the email I sent to my boyfriend and Madeline (it so happened that the latter would be in town during the optimal time for completing my research):

Hey pals.

So, Time Out NY is into me writing a piece on getting DP’d. So, uh, you wanna?

And, um, this has to happen on Sunday, since it’s due 9 am Monday morning. So, we bang, you stretch my holes, I write. You know, romantic-style.

Maybe I’ll even buy you dinner, so you don’t feel cheap and used.

xo,
me

I know, I know, I’m incredible smooth.

Anyway, it’s not online (yet? I don’t really understand how they decide to post stuff online), but if you’re in NYC you should pick up a copy. And maybe I’ll scan it in sometime soon so you can check out my purple prose.

**EDIT
My boyfriend’s moniker in the piece is “Bobby D,” which is a real life nickname of his – and as he counted, it appears 7 times in the piece. His friends have been calling all evening.

**EDIT
As Sean points out in the comments, the piece is now online, so you can read it in all it’s naughty glory. Here’s the first paragraph:
To you, double penetration (affectionately known as DP) may seem like a porno circus trick. But the idea of getting filled up and stretched out has always appealed to me, and since group sex has moved from fantasy to common practice for me, I’m hungry for a new challenge.
Click here to read the rest.